March 2012
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Saw a manatee fart today
and poop. It was an exciting day at the museum with my parents.
Feb 27th
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I tried octopus tonight
IT.WAS.AMAZING. Charbroiled in garlic and herbs or something. SO GOOD. I mean, I like calamari, but I’ve never had octopus, nor have I had anything like that not fried. It was like lobster. I thought eating octopus tentacles would be so off-putting texture-wise, but it was so tender and gooooooood. Also had some very nicely-cooked gator, which I’ve had before.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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I have many job titles, now including head of IT
Which basically means “Here, take care of this, you know the most about computers.” So, in an office of 10 people, this isn’t exactly a prestigious title. Does this mean I get to move to the basement and have my own Moss & Roy?
Feb 24th
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I felt a little excited for summer just now
Then I realized I no longer get summers off. Stupid adulthood. :/
Feb 24th
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Going to Steak n Shake for dinner tonight
Trying to fit in a salad, shake, and cheese fries into 480 calories. Hmm. I’ll probably just steal a couple of sips of mah dude’s shake and a bite or two of his cheese fries. Or, order what I usually order, but not eat for two days. I think I’ll go for the former.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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I keep hearing “Monsanto” being thrown around the office. I really hope we won’t have any dealings with them. I don’t want any of their filthy money. :/
Feb 22nd
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Whomever put the Mayhem Fest dates on last.fm included Motörhead. They’re not listed on the fest website. HOW DARE YOU TEASE ME WITH MOTÖRHEAD, JERK.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Just booked our flights to Alaska
Feb 20th
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Still traversing the Australian outback looking for someone…anyone…stupid mapcrunch. so.many.dead.kangaroos. :(
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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beneca-crane replied to your photo: Fuck finding an airport, I need to find… Holy frick, your firefox is on LSD. Hahaha, yes I suppose it is!
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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bluecadence replied to your post: Got some stuff taken care of today the song from The Wedding Singer? that’s actually pretty adorable Yep! Awww, yeah I thought it’d be pretty cute. Everyone will know it, and I’m going to keep it a surprise to as many people as possible.
Feb 19th
Got some stuff taken care of today
Invitations are all ready to be mailed. Favors are all made. I looked through the sample vows/ceremony stuff the officiant sent. Also, I’m contemplating singing & playing “Grow Old With You” to my dude as my vows to him. Sweet or cheesy?
Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Accidentally turned off the server at work
The past five minutes were filled with whispered “Oh shit! Oh fuck!” while I waited for the angry baby alligator-sounding thing to start back up. Luckily no one noticed while it was down.
Feb 17th
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I just exclaimed "Holy shit!" at my own voice
In a good way. I’ve been out in my car practicing (singing/guitar) a couple of songs, and recording how I sound to see where I suck. I sing way better when I’m playing guitar (go figure?). I listened to the last recording I did and this one part sounds amazing. I’m never happy with anything I do, always insanely critical, but damn it’s perfect. Good job, self.
Feb 16th
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bluecadence replied to your photo: This is just over half of them. … hey! there’s a clever little thing my friend’s sister did for her invites. She numbered them and kept a key to help them match up rsvps and stuff. It might be a little late for that now though That is really clever!!! Haha yeah I left a space for people to write their name on the reply card, so I hope they do. Luckily,...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Stuffing wedding invitations
Feb 15th
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In a meeting about writing something for work
They don’t want to use oxford commas, and do want double spaces at the end of sentences. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Feb 14th
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I want to hang out with the UPS guy
I nearly got my shoes delivered to work just so he’d deliver them. My best friend in town is the UPS guy, and our “hanging out” is whenever he delivers a package.
Feb 14th
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October 2003
Interviewer: If you had $17.99 to spare, what album would you buy for a friend?
Jim James: If it was a younger friend who didn't really know the music that I love, I would take that $17.99, add another $10 and buy Physical Graffiti. The first time I heard Led Zeppelin was on Halloween night when I was in fifth grade. It was Ramble On from Led Zeppelin II, and it changed my life.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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bluecadence replied to your post: Just ordered my weddin’ shoes shoessssssss! Did you go with the Converse ones? Those were adorable Yes! I had to get the regular script on the side instead of the “I ♥” ones, because they discontinued them. I was told they’d bring them back by someone at the company, but apparently not. Anyway, it says “I love” on the side...
Feb 14th
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Just ordered my weddin' shoes
I know my mom’s not a fan of them, but she’s doing her very best to not be a momzilla. She’s been very supportive and nice about a couple of things I can tell she’s not really big on. I also stuffed some wedding invitations. I did 10 for my boyfriend’s work buddies who are just exchanging invitations by hand instead of mailing them. It.took.forever. I need to stop...
Feb 14th
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Mythbusters on The Simpsons
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Feb 13th
Making chili for the last time this season
Cold front came through. Totally freezing.
Feb 12th
Feb 10th
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The mail lady won't come into our office anymore
She opened the door yesterday, saw the puppy lying on the floor, went “Ooh!” and shut the door. She just slides the mail under the door now. If only she knew the worst that would happen to her is she would get wagged at and possibly sniffed.
Feb 10th
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Just took the dog for a walk around the block...
A lady walked by and said “That dog’s bigger than you are!” Considering I felt like una vaca yesterday, and the fact that I outweigh this svelte dog by 65 pounds, WHAT A COMPLIMENT…even if it was only meant as “Hey, that’s a big dog.”
Feb 9th
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Also, I had cake for lunch
Someone’s birthday in the office. Chocolate cake with mocha ganache and a hard chocolate icing (?) on top. Holy delicious. Pretty much sat around and shot the shit the whole morning. THIS IS TRULY A SPLENDID DAY.
Feb 9th
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Made the mistake of wearing a skirt today
COLD WET DOG NOSE ALL OVER MY KNEES.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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"Oooh, they're looking for extras for the...
“Hey, I fit the age group!” “Must be comfortable wearing a swimsuit.”
Feb 9th
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It's nights like this I would like to have a 2nd...
Gorgeous, clear, cool night. Palm fronds swaying in the light breeze, crickets, full moon, stars. Perfect night to have the windows open/sleep outside. The other 300 days of the year make me thankful I have a bottom floor apartment.
Feb 8th
Also, James Franco will be in town filming this...
Neato, to say the least.
Feb 8th
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Gary Sinise and his band are going to play at the...
LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO MY WORK. IN APRIL. DUDES. I’ve performed for him (well, in a mass choir…still), now I’ll get to see him perform! That’s pretty bitchin’.
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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The translation we have for "Ancient grains"
Is: “Very old cereal.” Like, I’m just picturing a Dutch-speaking person to be like “What?! Who thinks old-ass stale cereal is beneficial?”
Feb 6th
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